I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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