He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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