I'm eating all of the evidence.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
