Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
What a dumb baby whore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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