ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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