I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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