We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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