I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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