im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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