how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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