i just had sex bonerless
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
organizing the empties. That sober.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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