everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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