woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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