his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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