I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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