Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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