You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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