Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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