this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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