Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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