went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm both gender and math confused
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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