I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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