Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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