i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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