but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
