sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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