I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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