Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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