im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I have aggressive nipples.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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