this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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