sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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