On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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