im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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