Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
