Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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