Where did you get a picture of my penis
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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