My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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