Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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