every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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