smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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