she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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