hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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