no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could teleport
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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