talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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