dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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