: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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