She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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