i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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