My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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