I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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