Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have so many feelings about this burrito
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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