Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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