He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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