She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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