Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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