if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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