so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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