Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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