Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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