maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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